Well done, person responsible for writing the Firefox ads on the Firefox new tab page. You sound exactly like what I imagine a brand social media account sounds like.
Hello fellow kids, remember to swipe in... uh, whichever direction is good... I wanna say right? on Firefox!
@Dee at this point it's downright normal-sounding compared to the shit you see on twitter
@Dee marketing is pretty amazing when it’s done right you don’t even think about them as just a corporation